Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen...
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: 'Rs 57,00,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs 71,50,000'MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 71,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:-------'Anyone knows whom this mobile belongs to?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
Who Said Call Center Jobs are EASY!?
I might not be able to assure too many things, such as an intriguing or a thought provoking read with this blog, there is one thing u'd actually agree with, u found it involvingly funny - Provided you are a computer literate. :)
this is how it goes:
1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????
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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"Customer : "
A white one."Tech support : ?????
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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."Tech support : ??????
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8).Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????
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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????
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10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : ?????
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11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open24 hours.
"Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????
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The best of the lot
13). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report thathis computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quiet)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startupand it will fix theproblem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM <http://nosmoke/. com/> http://nosmoke/. com/> http://nosmoke/. com/ > at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using? User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Heights Of all (Too Good)
14) customer care officer: I need a product identification numberright now and may I help u infinding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?
this is how it goes:
1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
------------ --------- --------- --------- -
2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"Customer : "
A white one."Tech support : ?????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."Tech support : ??????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
8).Customer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : ?????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open24 hours.
"Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
The best of the lot
13). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report thathis computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quiet)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startupand it will fix theproblem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM <http://nosmoke/. com/> http://nosmoke/. com/> http://nosmoke/. com/ > at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using? User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Heights Of all (Too Good)
14) customer care officer: I need a product identification numberright now and may I help u infinding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?
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