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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Spill-Overs for Today !!!

Good Morning !!

Quotes of the Day !!!
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking.
Joke of the Day !!!
This is an instance of different mind thinking of an Engineering Student.
Professor: We know that 2/10=0.2, But, change your mind and Prove that 2/10=2
Engineering Student: 2-two 10-ten
two/ten=wo/en (t & t gets cancelled)
(Referring the variables w,o,e,n with the alphabetical order no.) w-23, o-15, e-5, n-14 w+o=23+15=38 e+n=5+14=19
So, 38/19=2
hence proved!

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Friday, July 29, 2011

Spill-Overs for Today !!!

Good Day & Have a great Weekend Ahead !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

As inumerable cups full of water, many reflections of the sun are seen, but the sun is the same; similarly individuals, like cups, are inumerable, but spirit, like the sun, is one.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Story of the Day !!!

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ...HAPPENS FOR THE GOOD ....HAVE FAITH....
HE/SHE/GOD OR WHATEVER WILL NOT ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN OTHERWISE...READ ON..

Hope you like this story, it has some good reflections!!

A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.

It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him.

Over the phone, his mother told him, "Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday. " Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.

"Jack, did you hear me? "

"Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago, " Jack said.

"Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put it, " Mom told him.
"I loved that old house he lived in, " Jack said.

"You know, Jack, after your father died, Mr. Belser stepped in to make sure you had a man's influence in your life, " she said

"He's the one who taught me carpentry, " he said. "I wouldn't be in this business if it weren't for him. He spent a lot of time teaching me things he thought were important...Mom, I'll be there for the funeral, " Jack said.

As busy as he was, he kept his word. Jack caught the next flight to his hometown. Mr. Belser's funeral was small and uneventful. He had no children of his own, and most of his relatives had passed away.

The night before he had to return home, Jack and his Mom stopped by to see the old house next door one more time.

Standing in the doorway, Jack paused for a moment. It was like crossing over into another dimension, a leap through space and time The house was exactly as he remembered. Every step held memories. Every picture, every piece of furniture....Jack stopped suddenly.

"What's wrong, Jack? " his Mom asked.

"The box is gone, " he said

"What box? " Mom asked.

"There was a small gold box that he kept locked on top of his desk. I must have asked him a thousand times what was inside. All he'd ever tell me was 'the thing I value most,' " Jack said.

It was gone.. Everything about the house was exactly how Jack remembered it, except for the box. He figured someone from the Belser family had taken it.

"Now I'll never know what was so valuable to him, " Jack said. "I better get some sleep. I have an early flight home, Mom. "

It had been about two weeks since Mr. Belser died, Returning home from work one day Jack discovered a note in his mailbox. "Signature required on a package.. No one at home. Please stop by the main post office within the next three days, " the note read.

Early the next day Jack retrieved the package. The small box was old and looked like it had been mailed a hundred years ago. The handwriting was difficult to read, but the return address caught his attention.. "Mr. Harold Belser " it read. Jack took the box out to his car and ripped open the package. There inside was the gold box and an envelope. Jack's hands shook as he read the note inside.

"Upon my death, please forward this box and its contents to Jack Bennett. It's the thing I valued most in my life. " A small key was taped to the letter. His heart racing, as tears filling his eyes, Jack carefully unlocked the box. There inside he found a beautiful gold pocket watch.

Running his fingers slowly over the finely etched casing, he unlatched the cover. Inside he found these words engraved:
Jack, Thanks for your time! -Harold Belser.
"The thing he valued most was....my time "

Jack held the watch for a few minutes, then called his office and cleared his appointments for the next two days. "Why? " Janet, his assistant asked.

"I need some time to spend with my son, " he said.

"Oh, by the way, Janet, thanks for your time! "

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away, "

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1.At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2.At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3.A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4.Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5.You mean the world to someone.

6.If not for you, someone may not be living.

7.You are special and unique.

8.When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.

9.When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10.When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11.Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

12.Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you'll both be happy.

14.If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Refer this post to all the people you care about, if you do so, you will certainly brighten someone's day and might change their perspective on life...for the better.

To everyone who is reading this this to:

"Thanks for your time! Remain Cheerful!! "

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Fable of the Porcupine...

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions. After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the warmth that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.


Moral of the story ;

The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities.


The other moral of the story......Learn to live with pricks



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Spill-Over for Today !!!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Smile, and do it like you mean it. To smile genuinely, you have to be genuinely happy with yourself.


Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude.


Jokes of the Day !!!

Teacher: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Teacher: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Teacher: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Performance versus Position

A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not.


The guy replies: I am MALABARI, KSRTC driver from Kerala!!!


God consults his ledger… smiles and says to the Mallu: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf and enter the Kingdom of Heaven...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven...

'Just a minute' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove, people PRAYED'


It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts...


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Spill-Overs for Today!!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.


Often when looking at a mass of things for sale, One should say to himself, 'How many things I have no need of!


Jokes of the Day !!!

A warning called out by a bus driver at Disney World: "Don't forget your kids. If we find them, we drop them off at the 'It's a Small World' ride, where they'll learn the song in 30 languages, and sing it to you over and over."

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Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

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STRANGER—"What's the fight about?"
NATIVE—"The feller on top is Hank Hill wot married the widder Strong, an' th' other's Joel Jenks, who introduced him to her."

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A fun chick - pun intended!

A man walks into a restaurant with a fully-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40, please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

 

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

 

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

 

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That' s right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

 
The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Spill-Overs for Today !!!

Good Day !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!
We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Jokes of the Day !!!

Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
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Machhar ne aap ko katan ye uska junoon tha....Aap ne khujaya us mein aap ka sukoon tha....Aap ne usko bina mare jaane diya....Kyun ke uske ragon mein bhi aap hi ka khoon tha......
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Bhagwan Ram aur Ravan bada serious Yudh kar rahe they...

Tabhi Ravan ne Ram ke piche kisi ko khada hua dekh kar achanak se bola...

............Ravan - Chal Ok Bye!!! :-)

Ram - Par Kyu???

Ravan - Nahi yaar bye

Ram - Are par kya hua???

Ravan - Yaar Tune choti si baat par RAJNIKANT!!! ko bula Liya

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Ascertaining the Possibility!

My dad once said to me, "what do you think life is? A bed of roses?". he took a momentary pause, as if to let the question sink in, then declared "in the saying it may not entirely be, in reality it is not at all. It is a path full of thorns and on either side of that path stand bloodthirsty hound like creatures, who'll pounce at you at the very the first opportunity. An opportunity you give them if you as much as stumble"

I grew up most of my adult life remembering these lines of his, knowing that i cannot stumble even if the thorns make standing impossible, let alone walking, and had always been one step ahead,extra careful, strong, so as to never give such a chance to the "hounds"... life though, as we know it, can be very persuasive. And just to prove that it is,it puts you in places you wish you've never been,which is exactly why I too find myself in that exact situation. Everything I know about beating those "hounds", throwing them off my back, about fighting for what is rightfully mine, about what was never supposed to be taken in the first place, about standing up again after the stumble, on the same thorn laden path is about to be put to test!

What happens next is what remains to be seen, ascertained next ...