Quotes of the Day !!!
Jokes of the Day !!!
Teacher: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Teacher: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Teacher: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Smile, and do it like you mean it. To smile genuinely, you have to be genuinely happy with yourself.
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude.
Jokes of the Day !!!
Teacher: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Teacher: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Teacher: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car.
It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
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