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Quotes of the Day !!!

Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

Jokes of the day !!!

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London .
When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."
The man looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".
The only thing is
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I just quit drinking!!!

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Quotes of the Day !!!

Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24-7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to
change the world...

 Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes its built on catastrophe                    

Story of the Day !!! Motivator:-(Success, Failure and Frustration...)
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his shoes. He had asked for help and the teacher could not make out why with her pulling and him pushing, the shoes did not want to go on! When the second shoe was on, and the teacher had worked up a sweat, the boy said, :Madam, they are on the wrong feet!"

She looked. Sure enough, they were!

It was not easy to pull the shoes off.

And then when she had managed to get the first shoe on the correct foot and was about to get the second one on the other, the boy announced, "They are not my shoes!"

The teacher bit her tongue and said to the boy, "Why did not you tell me this at the very beginning?"

The boy replied, "They are my brother's. My mom made me wear them!"

The teacher did not know whether to laugh or to cry. She then managed to get the second shoe on.
When she thought it was all over, then she saw the socks were not put on.She asked the boy, "Where are your socks, son?"

He told her with a child's innocence that he had stuffed them in the front
of his shoes...!

It was only then that the teacher realized why she had difficulty in getting the shoes on to the boy's feet!

Many of our frustrations comes as a result of having to do something over and over again. Whether it is paying the bills, dealing with harsh criticism, the situation at work, expectations not met, struggles of dealing with a rebellious child at home, when you are about to feel that at least you are near to see light at the end of the tunnel, you face more unexpected adversity! Life is not an easy matter. You cannot live through it without falling into frustration. Our frustration is greater when we have much and want more than when we have nothing and want some. You want to think and say that you have everything you need, but then you realize that something is missing, someone is missing... and once you think you've found it, it goes and disappears on you and you don't understand what to do or even where to start looking for that missing piece of the puzzle. You sit in lonely frustration and you just wait...wait...and wait. No where to look, no one to look for. We are less dissatisfied when we lack many things than when we seem to lack but one thing. Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. It is hardly possible to build anything if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail.Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, and one must prefer to laugh. Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. All that is necessary to break the spell of inertia and frustration is this: Act as if it were impossible to fail. That is the talisman, the formula, the command of right about face which turns us from failure to success. Frustration is the compost from which the mushrooms of creativity grow. We should  believe that all our past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living we now enjoy. People who fail to achieve their goals usually get stopped by frustration. They allow frustration to keep them from taking the necessary actions that would support them in achieving their desire. You get through this roadblock by plowing through frustration, taking each setback as feedback you can learn from, and pushing ahead. You'll not find many successful people who have not experienced this. All successful people learn that success is buried on the other side of frustration. People need trouble - a little frustration to sharpen the spirit on, toughen it; you have to learn fortitude, endurance. Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.

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Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Santa: What did you think of the second act of the play?
Banta: I did not see it. In the programme it said "Second Act- One year later" and I could not wait that long.
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Lady (to applicant for situation as cook): "Have you been accustomed to have a kitchen-maid under you?"
Cook: "In these days we never speak of having people 'under us.' But I have had colleagues."

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Come September 1st there will be a major upgrade of the blog. Many things will change, and many will not...

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Quotes of the Day !!!

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Banta got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his PhD.
While looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis on he saw a cockroach walking around.
Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its legs. And said to him, "WALK!"
The cockroach moves forward.
Then Banta cut its second leg and shouted, "WALK!"
The cockroach manages to move forward.
Banta then cut its third leg and commanded, "WALK!" The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg.
Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and shouted, "WALK !".
The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table.
Banta repeated the same experiment with over a thousand cockroaches. And he found all results matched.
Banta was jubilant, "Now! My thesis is ready!"
He proceeds to write down the subject: "When All Four Legs of A Cockroach Are Cut it becomes Deaf!"

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TEACHER—"Freddie, you musn't laugh out loud in the schoolroom."
FREDDIE—"I didn't mean to do it. I was smiling, and the smile busted."

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Quotes of the Day !!!

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

He is not a lover who does not love forever

 Jokes of the Day !!!

"Shine yer boots, sir?"
"No," snapped the man.
"Shine 'em so's yer can see yer face in 'em?" urged the bootblack.
"No, I tell you!"
"Coward," hissed the bootblack.

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I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."


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Quotes of the Day !!!

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.

Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.

 Jokes of the Day !!!

Banta: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters degree?
Santa: "You don`t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A to Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is married again."

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A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.
The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?"
The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash."

The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions...
And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!"
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Marry the Men Off !!!

On a lighter note... :)

यदि अन्ना की शादी हो गई होती तो यह आंदोलन कभी न होता। क्योंकि, तब मामला कुछ ऐसा होता-

1. कहां जा रहे हो ?
2. अकेले तुम्हें ही पड़ी है अनशन में जाने की
3. ये केज़रीवाल का साथ छोड़ो
4. वो बाल कटी वाली लड़की कौन है ? बार-बार बगल में आकर बैठती है
5. शाम तक आ जाओगे न ?
6. पहुंचते ही फोन करना...वगैरह वगैरह..
7. बिजली के बिल देने के पैसे नहीं हैं और आप लोकपाल बिल ले आए हो
8. ये केज़रीवाल तुम्हें मरवाएगा
9. मुन्ना के लिए दो चार फ्री की टोपी ले आना

Best solution for preventing such Aandolans.. Marry the men off..

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Quotes of the Day !!!

Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, these are they who live, who make the best use of their lives; these are those who have found the secret of contentment.

If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.

Jokes of the Day !!!

On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.
At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender, `Johnie Walker, single.`
Then the man on his right ordered, `Jack Daniels, single. `
When the barman turned to Banta for an order, he said, 'Banta, married.'

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Jack accidentally bumped onto a woman on the street.
"I`m so sorry," he apologized.
"That`s quite all right," the woman replied. "You know," she added with a smile, "you look just like my fifth husband."
"Wow," said Jack. "How many times have you been married?"
"Four"
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Quotes of the Day !!!

In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate

Take care of the minutes and the hours will take care of themselves

Jokes of the Day !!!

Just because one owns a business doesn't mean it has to be all business. This sign in a dentist's office proves that point: "Be True to Your Teeth, or They Will Be False to You."

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…

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Happy Janmashtami !!!

Happy Janmashtami !!!
May Lord Krishna Give you,your family and friends all happiness and prosperity..

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Quotes of the Day !!!!

The basic thing is that everyone wants happiness, no one wants suffering. And happiness mainly comes from our own attitude, rather than from external factors. If your own mental attitude is correct, even if you remain in a hostile atmosphere, you feel happy.

If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.

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JOKES OF THE DAY !!!

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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Ramu and Somu went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Have a Good Weekend!!!
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Quotes of the Day !!!

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love.

 Stand up straight. This makes you look like you respect yourself, and others will follow your lead.

Jokes for the Day !!!
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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student after checking his Result:
What the Hell!!!!
I have failed?
That too in English?
.UNPOSSIBLE :)
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When you accomplish one of your short-term or long-term goals, make sure that you reward yourself well

Feel good about yourself. When you feel good, you look good. People are attracted to and feel comfortable with people who respect themselves. Liking yourself and respecting yourself doesn't mean you are conceited, it just shows others that you care about your body. A fun, light personality makes everyone comfortable. Be yourself, be warm to others, and feel great. Soon enough, others are bound to notice.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Oh! Are you really a mind-reader?"
"Yes! I am."
"Then I hope you aren't offended. I didn't mean what I thought about you."

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"Would you mind tooting your factory whistle a little?"
"What for?"
"For my father over yonder in the park. He's a trifle deaf and he hasn't heard a robin this summer."
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I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.

You must dare to disassociate yourself from those who would delay your journey... Leave, depart, if not physically, then mentally. Go your own way, quietly, un-dramatically, and venture toward trueness at last.

 Jokes of the Day !!!

 Sanju in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Manju yarr, ` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month. `
 `Hello! Hello! ` replied Manju, `I cannot hear you. The line is very faint. `
 Sanju repeated more loudly, `Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon. `
 "I cannot hear a word,` replied Manju, `you ring me another time.`
 The operator who was listening, interrupted, `The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500. `
 Manju snapped back at the operator, `If you can hear him clearly, why don't you lend him Rs 500?

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 TRAVELER (on an English train)—"Shall I have time to get a drink?"

 GUARD—"Yes, sir."

 TRAVELER—"Can you give me a guarantee that the train won't start?"

 GUARD—"Yes, I'll take one with you!"

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 "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like  children."
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Happy Independence Day !!!

31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals 1 Country!

Be Proud to be an Indian!..

WISH U A HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN !!!

Everyone loves a good story and when it is about a festival it's even better, isn't it? So here they are -- stories of Raksha Bandhan from history and mythology so you can know and tell all about why we celebrate this festival.

Krishna and Draupadi
Perhaps the most popular of the rakhi stories in our mythology is that of Lord Krishna and Draupadi -- the wife of the five Pandavas.

An incident in their lives finds a mention amongst the various stories of the Mahabharata.

According to one version on a Sankranti day, Krishna managed to cut his little finger while handling sugarcane. Rukmini, his queen immediately sent her help to get a bandage cloth while Sathyabama, his other consort rushed to bring some cloth herself. Draupadi who was watching all of this rather simply tore off a part of her sari and bandaged his finger.In return for this deed, Krishna promised to protect her in time of distress.

The word he is said to have uttered is 'Akshyam' which was a boon: 'May it be unending'.

And that was how Draupadi's sari became endless and saved her embarrassment on the day she was disrobed in full public view in king Dritarashtra's court.

Rani Karnavati and Emperor Humayun
Among the many tales of Raksha Bandhan, a version of the story of Rani Karnavati and Emperor Humayun is one that often finds a mention.

Karnavati was the regent of Mewar after the death of her husband Rana Sanga. She ruled in the name of her elder son Vikramjeet. When Bahadur Shah of Gujarat attacked Mewar for the second time -- he had
defeated Vikramjeet earlier -- the queen began reaching out to her nobles for support.

Initially apprehensive, the nobles finally agreed to take on Shah. In the meanwhile, Karnavati also wrote to Humayun, for help. She sent him a rakhi and sought protection.

Interestingly, Humayun's father Babur had defeated Rana Sanga when he led a confederation of Rajput armies against him in 1527.

The Mughal emperor was in the middle of another military campaign when he received the call for help. Abandoning it he turned his attention to Mewar. Unfortunately, he never made it on time. As the Rajput army was defeated in Chittor -- where the battle was taking place -- Karnavati committed Jauhar -- an act of self-immolation to protect herself from indignity of falling in the hands of Bahadur Shah.

Shah however could not go any further and had to turn away from Chittor as Mughal military reinforcements arrived soon after.

Humayun then restored the kingdom to Karnavati's son, Vikramjit.

Yama and the Yamuna
According to another legend, the ritual of Raksha Bandhan would be followed by Yama, the Lord of Death and Yamuna, the river that flows in India.

The story goes that when Yamuna tied a rakhi to Yama, the lord of death granted her immortality. And so moved he was by the gesture, he is said to have declared that any brother who was tied a rakhi and offered to protect his sister would also become immortal.

Roxana and King Porus
Another legend has it that when Alexander the Great invaded India in 326 BC, his wife, Roxana sent Porus, a sacred thread and asked him not to harm her husband on the battlefield.

Honouring the request, when he confronts Alexander, he refuses to kill him. Eventually, Porus would lose the battle of the Hydaspes River but would gain Alexander's respect and honour. Eventually, after his death, Porus would become a very loyal Macedonian satrap.

The birth of Santoshi Maa
Now even though this tale has no basis in the Hindu scriptures, the take of the birth of Santoshi Maa has been linked to the festival of Raksha Bandhan.

Popularised by the 1975 Bollywood film Jai Santoshi Maa, the tale goes somewhat like this:

On the auspicious day, Lord Ganesha's sister Manasa visits him to tie him the rakhi. On seeing this, Ganesha's sons -- Shubha and Labha -- begin insisting on having a sister.

Giving in to their demands, Ganesha creates goddess Santoshi from the divine flames that are said to have emerged from his consorts -- Riddhi and Siddhi.

Goddess Laxmi and King Bali
Unlike the previous one, this legend does find mention in various Hindu scriptures.

A version of this story goes thus:

As part of a promise, Lord Vishnu has been protecting his devotee and the demon King Bali, disguising himself as his doorman. Back in Vaikunth, the abode of Vishnu, his consort Laxmi has been missing
him.

Disguising herself as a woman seeking a shelter to live in, since her husband has been away, she approaches Bali. The generous king opens the doors of his palaces for the lady. As Laxmi, the goddess of wealth and prosperity enters the household Bali begins to prosper.

On the full moon day of in the holy month of Shravana, Laxmi ties a thread of coloured cotton on Bali's wrist and wishes for protection and happiness.

Bali asks her what she desires and promises to fulfil it.

Laxmi simply points to the gatekeeper who now reveals his real identity. The goddess follows suit.

Bali keeps his promise and requests Vishnu to return to his home with his consort. In return, Vishnu promises to return and be with Bali for four months of each year.

WISH U A HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN...

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Quotes of the Day !!!

Always work hard on something uncomfortably exciting.

The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be; and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.

Jokes of the Day !!!
A young man approached Ramu for the hand of his daughter.
Ramu knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey), ` he told the suitor.
`I know, ` replied the young man, `that is why I want to marry her. `
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As an obstetrician, Mr Bean sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.
One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is a pretty whale," Mr Bean commented.
With a smile she replied, "It used to be a dolphin."

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Happiness arises in a state of peace, not of tumult.

"The laws of love are written in the heart of every human being by the hand of God".

Jokes of the Day !!!

An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.
"Look at it this way sir." he said finally.
"How would your wife carry on if you should die ?" "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man, "I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.
There's no room,' they said.
'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,' replied the man.

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Quotes of the Day !!!

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Mr. Bean proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. Mr.Bean sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find Mr.Bean hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and again bare feet!"
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Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said - Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!

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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking...
Tintumon: Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

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Quote of the Day !!

Never promise more than you can perform.

Real Story of the Day !!! (Not sure how true, but the purpose is to be amused and not to be taken literally. )

CEO's (of J.P Morgan) Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl ( Good read )

MIND BLOWING THOUGHT PROCESS !!

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

signed,

CEO
J.P. Morgan

Disclaimer: Does not bear any intentional or unintentional resemblance to anyone alive or dead. Its a work of financial fiction!

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WHOZ A BOY???

We've read a lot of things about how diversified gals are... Mom's, Wife's and Girl's...

Its time to learn something abt Men...



Who is a boy / man ?

A boy/man is one of the most beautiful creations of God.


He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his wife and children by working late nights.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks and then repaying them for the life time. Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife and children without any complain.

Believe me he struggles a lot but still has to hear the music (scolding) of Mother, wife and his boss. Yet every mother, wife and boss tries to have control over him.

Finally his life ends up by compromising for others happiness. He is that creature of God who no one can compete with.

Respect every boy/man in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.



Just extend your hand when he needs it and you shall receive twice fold love from him.


Enough Of Girls /women / Wife Emotional Mails Now… Boys also Have Emotions and respect it.

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All appears to change when we change.

Love is an emotion without limit and understanding.

JOKES OF THE DAY !!!!

PROFESSOR
A professor to Tintumon: "What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
Professor: "I don't understand anything."
Tintumon: "Same 2 you."

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PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: What do u mean by a small PTA meeting?
Tintumon: It's just you, me & the Principal!

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Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. It is no more or less than faith in action.

Joke of the Day !!!

Doctor Certified Software Professional

Certified that Mr. /Miss_______________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours. It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as:


"Let's work on a holiday"," Leave cannot be granted" etc which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your project deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
  

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Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

Love gives us in a moment what we can hardly attain by effort after years of toil.

 Jokes of the Day !!!!

 Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
 Tintumon: BA
 Prof.: For Sodium?
 Tintumon: NA
 Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
 Tintumon: "BANANA"

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 Teacher: Why are you late?
 Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
 Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
 Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion

Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr. Mani, No.13, Halls road, Kannur….
Radio jockey: How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon: No……. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

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"Do you think only of me?" murmured the bride. "Tell me that you think only of me."

"It's this way," explained the groom gently. "Now and then I have to think of the furnace, my dear."

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