Quotes of the Day !!!
Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon: BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon: NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon: "BANANA"
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon: BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon: NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon: "BANANA"
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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