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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Spill-Overs for Today !!!

Quote of the Day !!!
Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. It is no more or less than faith in action.
Joke of the Day !!!

Doctor Certified Software Professional

Certified that Mr. /Miss_______________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours. It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as:


"Let's work on a holiday"," Leave cannot be granted" etc which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your project deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
  
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