Quotes of the Day !!!
An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.
"Look at it this way sir." he said finally.
"How would your wife carry on if you should die ?" "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man, "I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.
There's no room,' they said.
'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,' replied the man.
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Happiness arises in a state of peace, not of tumult.
"The laws of love are written in the heart of every human being by the hand of God".Jokes of the Day !!!
An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.
"Look at it this way sir." he said finally.
"How would your wife carry on if you should die ?" "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man, "I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside.
There's no room,' they said.
'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,' replied the man.
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