Quotes of the Day !!!
Sanju in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Manju yarr, ` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month. `
`Hello! Hello! ` replied Manju, `I cannot hear you. The line is very faint. `
Sanju repeated more loudly, `Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon. `
"I cannot hear a word,` replied Manju, `you ring me another time.`
The operator who was listening, interrupted, `The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500. `
Manju snapped back at the operator, `If you can hear him clearly, why don't you lend him Rs 500?
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TRAVELER (on an English train)—"Shall I have time to get a drink?"
GUARD—"Yes, sir."
TRAVELER—"Can you give me a guarantee that the train won't start?"
GUARD—"Yes, I'll take one with you!"
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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."
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You must dare to disassociate yourself from those who would delay your journey... Leave, depart, if not physically, then mentally. Go your own way, quietly, un-dramatically, and venture toward trueness at last.Jokes of the Day !!!
Sanju in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Manju yarr, ` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month. `
`Hello! Hello! ` replied Manju, `I cannot hear you. The line is very faint. `
Sanju repeated more loudly, `Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon. `
"I cannot hear a word,` replied Manju, `you ring me another time.`
The operator who was listening, interrupted, `The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500. `
Manju snapped back at the operator, `If you can hear him clearly, why don't you lend him Rs 500?
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TRAVELER (on an English train)—"Shall I have time to get a drink?"
GUARD—"Yes, sir."
TRAVELER—"Can you give me a guarantee that the train won't start?"
GUARD—"Yes, I'll take one with you!"
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"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."
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