Quotes of the Day !!!
Jokes for the Day !!!
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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student after checking his Result:
What the Hell!!!!
I have failed?
That too in English?
.UNPOSSIBLE :)
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May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love.
Stand up straight. This makes you look like you respect yourself, and others will follow your lead.
Jokes for the Day !!!
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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student after checking his Result:
What the Hell!!!!
I have failed?
That too in English?
.UNPOSSIBLE :)
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If you like this please share with friends and family...
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