Quotes of the Day !!!
Jokes of the Day !!!
On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.
At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender, `Johnie Walker, single.`
Then the man on his right ordered, `Jack Daniels, single. `
When the barman turned to Banta for an order, he said, 'Banta, married.'
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Jack accidentally bumped onto a woman on the street.
"I`m so sorry," he apologized.
"That`s quite all right," the woman replied. "You know," she added with a smile, "you look just like my fifth husband."
"Wow," said Jack. "How many times have you been married?"
"Four"
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Those who face that which is actually before them, unburdened by the past, undistracted by the future, these are they who live, who make the best use of their lives; these are those who have found the secret of contentment.
If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.
Jokes of the Day !!!
On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.
At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender, `Johnie Walker, single.`
Then the man on his right ordered, `Jack Daniels, single. `
When the barman turned to Banta for an order, he said, 'Banta, married.'
-----------
Jack accidentally bumped onto a woman on the street.
"I`m so sorry," he apologized.
"That`s quite all right," the woman replied. "You know," she added with a smile, "you look just like my fifth husband."
"Wow," said Jack. "How many times have you been married?"
"Four"
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If you like this please share with your friends and family...
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