Quotes of the Day !!!!
JOKES OF THE DAY !!!
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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Ramu and Somu went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
Have a Good Weekend!!!
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The basic thing is that everyone wants happiness, no one wants suffering. And happiness mainly comes from our own attitude, rather than from external factors. If your own mental attitude is correct, even if you remain in a hostile atmosphere, you feel happy.
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.---------
JOKES OF THE DAY !!!
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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Ramu and Somu went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can`t eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
Have a Good Weekend!!!
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If you like this please share with our friends amd family...
Jokes are really nice and funny... :)
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