Quotes of the Day !!!
The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas wrote to the vendors of the patent medicine:
Four weeks ago I was so run down that I could not spank the baby. After taking three bottles of your Elegant Elixir I am now able to thrash my husband in addition to my other housework. God bless you!
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What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
The crane!
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SHE—"They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away."
HE—"Why stop there? An onion a day will keep everybody away."
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We cannot deny the facts of nature, but we should certainly try to improve on them.
Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already.You need to find out how you can bring it into being and that way be a playmate with God.Jokes of the Day !!!
The grateful woman on the farm in Arkansas wrote to the vendors of the patent medicine:
Four weeks ago I was so run down that I could not spank the baby. After taking three bottles of your Elegant Elixir I am now able to thrash my husband in addition to my other housework. God bless you!
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What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
The crane!
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SHE—"They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away."
HE—"Why stop there? An onion a day will keep everybody away."
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If you like this please share with friends and family, you may use the share buttons below!
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