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Monday, September 05, 2011

Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!
We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind.
We must preserve our right to think and differ.
Jokes of the Day !!!
Old Man goes to the doctor complaining of hearing loss.
The doctor examines him and says he wants to fix the fellow with a new hearing aid. This is the finest hearing aid now being manufactured. I wear one myself, says the doctor.
What kind is it? Asks the old man.
About half past four!
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"Father," said a little boy, "had Solomon seven hundred wives?"
"I believe so, my son," said the father.
"Well, father, was he the man who said, 'Give me liberty or give me death?"

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