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Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with the important matters.
 What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you.

Jokes of the Day !!!
Teacher - Where is LOVE born?
Boy - Probably in CHINA.
Teacher - Why?
Boy - Because anything MADE IN CHINA has NO Warranty and NO Guarantee.
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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer,
"where do you expect to be ten years from now?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."

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