Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Every man who accomplishes things sees first in his mind what he wishes to do. He puts away all doubt. It makes no difference how small or how large the thing you want to do may be; if you have an unlimited confidence in your ability to do it, you will do it.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

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JOKES OF THE DAY !!!!
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Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray...
"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I have lost my business and if I do not get some money, I am going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Santa goes back to the temple...
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I have lost my business, my house and I am going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and Santa still has no luck!! Back to the temple...
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I have lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I do not often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order ?".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Santa is confronted by the voice of Lord:
"SANTA, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".


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Mike and Pat went hunting.
Mike saw a large goose fly by.
He raised his rifle to shoot.
'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.
'The rifle is not loaded.' 'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.
'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'

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