Best Break-up Letter

A Soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl frnd.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. Im sorry.
... Please return the picture of me that I sent to u.
Love,
Becky.

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any pictures they could spare of their girl friends, sisters, or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all other pictures of pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were abt some50 photos in tat envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
Im so sorry, but I cant remember who the hell u are!!
Please take ur picture from the file, and send the rest back to me.
Take care,
Ricky.

Moral of the story:
If u can’t change your fate , change ur attitude

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Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. 

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.

Joke of the Day !!!

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year.

Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."

And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance. "

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten
dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go.

The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.

He does all his tricks over a gain, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."


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Adjust your Sideview Mirrors - Twelve Steps

Twelve Steps to Adjust your Sideview Mirrors

Find a safe place to park your car.

Park your car in your driveway or any other safe place where you are unlikely to be hit by other cars as you adjust your mirrors.

Sit in your driver's seat.

Get ready to adjust your 2 sideview mirrors and your rearview mirror.

Imagine two lanes of traffic, one on your left side and one on your right side.

Now imagine that you are driving on the freeway. You are in one of the middle lanes. Visualize one lane of traffic on your immediate left, on the driver's side. Visualize another lane of traffic, to your immediate right, on the passenger's side.

Move your driver's side sideview mirrors outward.

Adjust your sideview mirror outward until you can no longer see the side of your car with this mirror. Remember! You want to be looking back down the lane beside your driver's side, not at the side of your car.

Move your passenger's sideview mirror outward.

Again, you do not want this mirror to duplicate the functionality of your review mirror. Instead of looking at the same thing your review mirror is looking at, you want this mirror looking at the lane beside you.

Check to see that you cannot see the sides of your car with your sideview mirrors.

Both of these mirrors should be adjusted to give a clear view of the lanes beside you, not the sides of your car.

Check to see that your mirrors do not duplicate each other.

All three mirrors -- your 2 sideview mirrors and your rearview mirror -- should each give you a unique perspective on what is behind you. If any one of these mirrors duplicates the view of the other, you have likely failed to adjust your mirrors properly.

Ask a friend to walk around the back of your car.

Make sure there is no direction from which your friend can approach your car and blindside you. Adjust your mirrors so that you can see your friend at all times.

Be on the lookout for blind spots.

As your friend circles your car, make sure that he can be seen from every angle. As he transitions from your rearview mirror to go to your passenger mirror, you should have a visual fix on him that is uninterrupted.

Likewise, there should be no interruptions in continuity as your friend travels from a rearview to a driver's side view in your mirrors.

You haven't got it right yet until all blind spots behind you are removed!

Check your sides and front as well.

You should be able to pick up your friend as he transitions from your sideview mirrors to your peripheral vision as he travels from the back of your car on either side to the front.

Remember! The goal is no blindspots.

Make sure you never have to move your head.

If your friend can travel completely around your car and you never lose sight of him while keeping your head pointed in a straight-ahead position, you are done.

It is your eyes you want to move as you drive, not your head.

The time it takes you to move your head could prove fatal! When driving, milliseconds count.

Aspire to always be aware of everything that is around you.

If you can acquire a 360 degree sense of everything that is around you as you drive, your driving will improve.

Never again let yourself be blindsided by another vehicle approaching your car -- no matter what direction that vehicle might come from. All vehicles approaching your car should be on your mental radar at all times.


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Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Never give up, never, never give up.

Mercy is the golden chain by which society is bound together.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
Santa says: "We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours."
The man says: "So what's the big deal?"
To which Banta says "On the box it says from 3 to 5 years."

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Chanakya's Thoughts - Modern Day Application

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"
- Chanakya

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."
- Chanakya

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
- Chanakya

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
- Chanakya

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
- Chanakya

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."
- Chanakya

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
- Chanakya

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
- Chanakya

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."
- Chanakya

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
- Chanakya

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."
- Chanakya

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."
- Chanakya

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
- Chanakya

15) "Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."
-Chanakya


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Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Don't get too stressed over your looks. Remember that love for yourself is more important than anything else, because it's what moves you to achieve things.

Jokes of the Day !!!

Once, Santa was traveling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment.
Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform.
So the poor guy always had to jump out at stations to fetch water and eatables. By the time he reached his destination, Santa was really pepped up and ran straight to the station master`s office to lodge a complaint.
This is what he wrote.
"Please see to it that there is no last compartment in any train. If you still insist on having a last compartment, please put it somewhere in the middle"
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

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Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

 Jokes of the Day !!!

Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are  co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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