Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

 Jokes of the Day !!!

Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are  co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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