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Thursday, November 03, 2011

Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!
Don't get too stressed over your looks. Remember that love for yourself is more important than anything else, because it's what moves you to achieve things.
Jokes of the Day !!!

Once, Santa was traveling by train. As fate should have, he was in the last compartment.
Now the problem was, whenever the train stopped at a station his compartment would never be on the platform.
So the poor guy always had to jump out at stations to fetch water and eatables. By the time he reached his destination, Santa was really pepped up and ran straight to the station master`s office to lodge a complaint.
This is what he wrote.
"Please see to it that there is no last compartment in any train. If you still insist on having a last compartment, please put it somewhere in the middle"
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

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