Secret of Task Management

Quotes of the Day !!!

Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.

The secret of getting started is breaking your complex,overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.

Joke of the Day !!!

The students, who have parked their bikes on the driveway, please move them.

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes."

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Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

"Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

"Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you are ready or not, to put this plan into action."

Joke of the Day !!!
Manu, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money and decided to become a handyman. He wanders out to an up market residential area nearby and knocks on the first door he sees.
The owner opens the door. Manu is delighted to see that he is an Indian too, and asks him if he has any odd jobs that he could give him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch", the owner says. "How much will you charge?"
Manu ponders and then says, "How about $50?"
"Fine", the owner says. "There's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."
The owner's wife, overhearing the conversation from inside the house, asks her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house?
That's a whole day's job."
The man replies, "He should, he was standing on it! Do you think he's dumb?"
"No", the wife said, "I don't think so.
A short while later, Manu comes to the door and asks for the $50.
"You've finished already?" the husband asks, surprised.
"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to Manu.
"Thank you! And by the way," Manu adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW!

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Jokes and Quotes for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!

If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there,what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?

It's not enough that I should succeed -- others should also succeed

Jokes of the Day !!!

A woman meets an attractive man in a bar and asks him what he is drinking.

'Magic Beer,' he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man
sitting at the bar and says, 'That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?'

'Yes, I'll show you.'

He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: 'I bet you can't do that again.'

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, 'Give her one of what I'm having.'

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, 'You know, Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk.'

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Ugly Truth:

In Bed,

It's 6AM,

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... & it's 7:45

But in Office,

It's 9:30am

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...

& It's Still 9:31

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Time is Important!

Quotes of the Day !!!

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that.

To desire and strive to be of some service to the world, to aim at doing something which shall really increase the happiness and welfare and virtue of humankind--this is a choice which is possible for all of us; and surely it is a good haven to sail for.

Joke of the Day !!!
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..'
The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.' She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
'The drugs are wearing off.' the man replied.


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Patience is a Virtue, Especially with Self!

Quotes of the Day !!!

Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.

All life is a chance. So take it! The person who goes furthest is the one who is willing to do and dare.

Joke of the Day !!!
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.
After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which read,
"Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are
two!"

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Love your Work!?

Quotes of the Day !!!

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. 

 Success doesn't come to you, you go to it.

Joke of the Day !!!

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

"I'm shocked!" she complained.

"This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you screamed so loudly, you scared away two other patients."

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