Quotes of the Day !!!
Manu, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money and decided to become a handyman. He wanders out to an up market residential area nearby and knocks on the first door he sees.
The owner opens the door. Manu is delighted to see that he is an Indian too, and asks him if he has any odd jobs that he could give him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch", the owner says. "How much will you charge?"
Manu ponders and then says, "How about $50?"
"Fine", the owner says. "There's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."
The owner's wife, overhearing the conversation from inside the house, asks her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house?
That's a whole day's job."
The man replies, "He should, he was standing on it! Do you think he's dumb?"
"No", the wife said, "I don't think so.
A short while later, Manu comes to the door and asks for the $50.
"You've finished already?" the husband asks, surprised.
"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to Manu.
"Thank you! And by the way," Manu adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW!
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"Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you are ready or not, to put this plan into action."Joke of the Day !!!
Manu, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money and decided to become a handyman. He wanders out to an up market residential area nearby and knocks on the first door he sees.
The owner opens the door. Manu is delighted to see that he is an Indian too, and asks him if he has any odd jobs that he could give him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch", the owner says. "How much will you charge?"
Manu ponders and then says, "How about $50?"
"Fine", the owner says. "There's a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage."
The owner's wife, overhearing the conversation from inside the house, asks her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house?
That's a whole day's job."
The man replies, "He should, he was standing on it! Do you think he's dumb?"
"No", the wife said, "I don't think so.
A short while later, Manu comes to the door and asks for the $50.
"You've finished already?" the husband asks, surprised.
"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to Manu.
"Thank you! And by the way," Manu adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW!
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