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Saturday, March 21, 2009

(Wo)Men are (Wo)Men

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen...

MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: 'Rs 57,00,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs 71,50,000'MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 71,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....






He smiles and asks:-------'Anyone knows whom this mobile belongs to?

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