Quotes of the Day !!!
Jokes of the Day !!!
A warning called out by a bus driver at Disney World: "Don't forget your kids. If we find them, we drop them off at the 'It's a Small World' ride, where they'll learn the song in 30 languages, and sing it to you over and over."
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Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
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STRANGER—"What's the fight about?"
NATIVE—"The feller on top is Hank Hill wot married the widder Strong, an' th' other's Joel Jenks, who introduced him to her."
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Jokes of the Day !!!
A warning called out by a bus driver at Disney World: "Don't forget your kids. If we find them, we drop them off at the 'It's a Small World' ride, where they'll learn the song in 30 languages, and sing it to you over and over."
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Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
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STRANGER—"What's the fight about?"
NATIVE—"The feller on top is Hank Hill wot married the widder Strong, an' th' other's Joel Jenks, who introduced him to her."
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