Chitika

Looking for something!?

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Spill-Overs for Today !!!

Quotes of the Day !!!
Always work hard on something uncomfortably exciting.
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be; and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.
Jokes of the Day !!!
A young man approached Ramu for the hand of his daughter.
Ramu knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey), ` he told the suitor.
`I know, ` replied the young man, `that is why I want to marry her. `
-----------
As an obstetrician, Mr Bean sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.
One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is a pretty whale," Mr Bean commented.
With a smile she replied, "It used to be a dolphin."

--
If you like this, please refer this to your friends and family!!!

No comments:

Post a Comment