Quotes of the Day !!!
Banta: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters degree?
Santa: "You don`t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A to Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is married again."
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A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.
The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?"
The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash."
The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions...
And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!"
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Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.Jokes of the Day !!!
Banta: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters degree?
Santa: "You don`t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A to Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is married again."
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A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash.
The doctor asked the man: "What are you doing, walking the dog?"
The man replied: "Oh no, I'm just dragging my toothbrush on a leash."
The doctor left the room amazed, thinking how many normal people end up in mental institutions...
And the man said to his toothbrush: "Ha, Fifi, we tricked him!"
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